Following news that the circus masquerading as English football’s governing body have decided to punish Sir Alex Ferguson for complimenting referee Howard Webb, comes another bombshell from Lancaster Gate mental hospital.
The FA have decided to take action against Sir Alex should United clinch their 19th title tomorrow against Blackburn.
An invisible source at the FA said:
“The powers that be have taken time off from watching the cricket to decide that enough is enough when it comes to Ferguson’s domination of English football.
“Winning titles is okay if you have the decency to only do it now and again, but 12 titles in 18 years is quite frankly taking the p*ss.
“Should United avoid defeat against Blackburn then contrary to paragraph five, sub section two, added on post-it note b- that states: “if Ferguson wins another title he will be punished” the United boss can expect a fine of around three trillion pounds and six months imprisonment.”
The FA are determined that Ferguson cannot be allowed to carry on winning trophies unabated without fear of repercussions.
Another FA source was wheeled out of his retirement home to comment: “Ever since the days of Sir Alf Ramsey, we’ve had gentleman managers in this country, it’s not like that nowadays, you can’t even leave your door open, I blame immigration, three pound I paid for some beef the other day and it was off, there’s nowt good on the telly either whatever happened to Morecombe and Wise, now they were entertainers.”
Ferguson only recently finished serving a five match ban for criticising referee Martin Atkinson after his completely inept performance during the United Chelsea clash gifted the West Londoners all three points.
A United source labelled the FA’s latest threat “bizarre”