Date: 21st May 2011 at 10:52am
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Rooney West Ham

"Oh hurrah I've just scored a title winning goal! How splendid."

More hilarity from the FA comedy store with news that the geriatrics Manchester City and Chelsea fan club masquerading as football’s governing body have decided to warn Wayne Rooney for his tweets.

The Guardian  reports:

“The Football Association has reprimanded Wayne Rooney after the Manchester United striker threatened a follower on Twitter. The governing body has written to Rooney to remind him of his responsibilities and warn him over his future conduct.

“He had a heated exchanged on Twitter during which he wrote to a follower: ‘I’ll put u asleep within 10 seconds’ after being provoked. Rooney claimed later it was nothing more than ‘banter’. The written reprimand is the latest in a long line of disciplinary issues for Manchester United at the hands of the FA.”

It’s funny because when Aldershot Town striker Marvin Morgan  responded to fans booing him, by tweeting: “Where’s that going to get you! I hope you all die.” I don’t recall the FA warning him although his club punished him with a two week fine, suspension and by placing him on the transfer list.

It seems the FA aren’t overly concerned with players like Morgan who can wish their own fan’s died without fear of any official reprimand. The clowns at Lancaster Gate, need more Manchester United ammo for their Wayne Rooney voodoo dolls.

It’s no suprise the FA have gotten involved really, pretty soon they’ll be punishing United for saying nice things about referees…….


8 responses to “The FA’s Obsession With Wayne Rooney & Manchester United Continues”

  1. kunal says:

    what else can we expect from FA whose chairman is a ex manchester cheaty chairman and boyhood fan.. David Bernstein wants to stop man utd … he is a fuckn a@#$ole

  2. wiuru says:

    To be fair to the FA Rooney is high profile anything he says or does is leapt on by the press. Wayne should censor himself , the ABU following will always try to trip him up .

  3. RedScot says:

    I agree there is a anti United stance within the FA against us.To me being a simple sort of lad, the whole FA circus and its ringed security with the drawbridge constantly pulled up should ‘Unite’ all football fans.We all know its a old school tie brigade from top to bottom.Headed bye the top equivocal, Prattini and the disgusting Septic Bladder.Its obvious to all Qatar still rings true, its not vanished as caustic and insane decision, yes its not United related but its simply the trickle down effect.
    If football fans from all clubs cannot pull together to recognise this, their is no hope in the long term for the ‘beautiful game’ its corrupt and requires a total rethink.Somebody like Manchester United to make a stance and put their head above the security that exists.
    As Martin luther King said so poignantly….I have a …..!

  4. jose says:

    the thing is that its ok to wish people to die, as you are not threatening them, but to threaten to put someone to sleep is very sinister indeed. I put my little nephew down to sleep when he’s tired, but even his mum doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with that.
    The FA have given up on trying to look impartial, the ABUs are calling the shots now, ably assisted by Chelski how else could 2 non goals against spurs be given to help Citty get 4th spot.
    The FA should go to sleep for a long time.

    • RedScot says:

      Hi Jose thanks for the link….Rio and Wayne are twittering away on that! linkTwittering to me is nonesense and pure comedy its not to be taken serious.Possibly just me and my view, but I have better things to do than interact with that sort of communication.As i said the other night on another United forum, what happened to the good old homing pigeon, that could carry a hand written crafted letter.It all going ‘paps’ up the whole shennanigans.
      Ps Wayne is using ‘street talk’ you know like as id he was in the Bronx, put you to sleep is like a boxing term, knock you out with a punch.
      I cant see how it is ok to say you wish someone would die? The very suggestion implies you wish ill on them.Thats simply not in my nature, as I am a serial tree hugger.
      On saying all that I will go for a bit of kip.Its all to much for me.
      Asking the FA to vote impartially as in recently re electing the ‘FIFA ‘ President.If you were a Turkey would you vote for Christmas?
      Cluck Cluck. lol

  5. ALUN EDWARDS says:

    we all know that th fa (fucking arseholes)are a bunch o usless pricks who could’nt organise a piss up ina brewery so let’s all just inore the dozy bastards and focus our vital energy on supporting the biggest and supremely greatest club in the entire universe as all othe clubs are fucking bollocks anyway. and pratini and bleater can go and fuc each other up the arse. gloryglory mn utd