CR7 shows off his superman quiff
When Cristiano Ronaldo made his £80 million move to Real Madrid, most pundits had their say.
It was the start of the end of Manchester United with us selling our best player and probably the best player in the world at the time. It was also meant to be the start of the Real Madrid revival. With Ronaldo and Kaka joining, they were surely going to overthrow Barcelona as not only the best team in Spain, but probably the best team in the world.
Fast forward two years and things have not worked out how many had predicted. Manchester United are still a force to be reckoned with, both in the Premier League and in Europe. Antonio Valencia and Nani have both stepped up to the plate to fill the gap left by Ronaldo and younger players such as Rafael, Fabio, Smalling and Hernandez are starting to show their worth to United.
Real Madrid, on the other hand, have not done as well as most predicted. Still lagging behind Barcelona in the league and being out played by them in Europe. Their only success in the two years has been a Copa del Ray, which perhaps fittingly, was dropped under a bus.
Also, Lionel Messi, the second best player in the world (After Gareth Bale of course), has found another gear. His performances have really put Ronaldo in the shade over the past couple of years.
So, what I am trying to say is, come home Ronnie.
It would probably cost in the region of £75 million to bring him back (if they are willing to sell of course) Even the most optimistic fans would agree that we will probably won’t have more than around the £40 million mark to spend in the summer. So where can we find the missing £35 million from?
Tomasz Kuszczak looks like he is leaving. We should get £5 million for him. £45 million.
Dimitar Berbatov’s position in the team has been taken by The Little Pea. Many are tipping him to leave this summer. He is only 30 years old and is currently the Premierships leading scorer. We should get at least £10 million for him. £55 million.
Rumour has it, Osama Bin Laden was killed by a wayward Darron Gibson long range shot in training. The FBI had a £15 million reward on the head of Bin Laden. No doubt the Glazers are already in touch with them. £70 million.
We could also sell Darron Gibson. For a player of Gibson’s quality and ability, we should be looking at around the 50p mark. £70,000,000.50
Lastly, I am offering to sell my Mum. She can cook a quality Cottage Pie, is world class with a hoover and makes a quality cup of tea. Surely we could get £5 million from City for her. £75,000,000.50
So there we have it. We could afford Ronaldo, the majority of fans would love him back and I have a feeling Ronaldo would love to come back home.
Viva Ronaldo.
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Gibb.is a quality y all man u fan hate him.we don’t need ronaldo bcz luiz wil lost
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gibbo is shyt. one performance doesn’t make him a world beater. united midfield deserves better.
FOR ME CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE BEST PLAYER IN HISTORY,OF ALL TIME!!!CR7 WILL COME BACK HOME WHERE HE BELONGS(MAN U) BUT AFTER HE WINS LIGA,CHAMPIONS,COPA DEL REY NEXT YEAR CIRCUS MADRID,AND FOR ENVIOUS PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT HIM BACK HOME(MAN U)YOUR JUUUST JEALOUS AND LIKE STACKPORT RED SAID THE WINK WAS FOR HIS COUNTRY(NOTHING PERSONAL WITH ROONEY,ACTUALLY CR7 LOOVES ROONEY)…I WANT CR7 BACK AT MAN U(THE BEST CLUB IN HISTORY), WITH THE BEST COACH IN HISTORY FERGIE!!!!THE SPECIAL ONE(MOU THE 2ND BEST COACH IN HISTORY) WILL COACH MAN U SOMEDAY (would love that)WITH OF COURSE CR7 AT HIS SIDE(mou will be good for manu ,his 1st love is england,and worships fergie)),ACTUALLY I NEEEVER WANT MY GOD FERGIE TO RETIRE(THE DAY HE DOES RETIRE,WILL BE THE SADEST DAY FOR FOOTBALL,THE DAY HE RETIRES WILL BE THE SADEST DAY FOR THE WORLD CUZ SIR ALEX IS A GENIUS,LEYEND,FERGIE IS GOD!!)BUT HOPEFULLY,AND THIS IS MY DREAM CR7 WILL COME HOME AFTER NEXT YEAR TO HIS FATHER IN FOOTBALL(FERGIE),MY DREAM IS TO HAVE FERGIE,CR7 TOGETHER AGAIN,THEIR LOVE,ADMIRATION FOR EACH OTHER IS STRONGER THAN ALL THE RONALDO-HATERS,FERGIE SAID THE TRUTH MADRID ARE A CIRCUS,ITS TRUE BUT IF U THINK ABOUT IT CR7 HAS PLAYED LAST YEAR,THIS YEAR FENOMENAL,LIKE IN MANU OR BETTER,HIS PASION,AMBITION ARE GREATER THAN LIFE AND HE’S ACTUALLY SHOWN HE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN HISTORY BY JOINING CIRCUS MADRID BECAUSE WITH ALL THE HORRIBLE PRESSURE CR7 HAS IN SPAIN WTH SPANISH PRESS HATING HIM,SPANISH PLAYERS HATING HIM,CHEATERS-FARSA HATING HIM &INSULTING HIM EVERY DAY,SPANISH FANS HATING HIM,ALMOST THE WHOLE WORLD HATING HIM(MOST LIKE ME LOOOVE HIM AND ADMIRE ),POINTING HIM OUT,SREAMING AT HIM,SPANISH PLAYERS BULLYING HIM EVERY SEC OF EVERY DAY,PLUS CR7 PLAYING IN NEW COUNTRY,NEW LEAGUE,NEW PLAYERS,(WHILE THAT MESSISPITTER PLAYS WITH FARSA SINCE BEING BORN,WITH UGLY XAVI H,INIESTA AT HIS SIDE ALL THE TIME BABYING HIM) EVEN WITH ALLL OF THIS HELL CR7 IS LIVING I MUST SAY CRISTIANO RONALDO IS STILL THE PLAYER HE WAS IN MANU OR EVEN BETTER AND STONGER NOW(FERGIE THE LEYEND TAUGHT CR7 WELL,WITH LOVE AND PASION),MADRID WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT RONNIE,AND HIS FIGHT WITH WITH THAT RUDE MESSI IS THE SAME OR EVEN BETTER THAN MESSI CUZ MESSI PLAYS IN THE SAME COUNTRY,HE HAS XAVI/INIESTA(HATE THESE CHEATERS) AT HIS SIDE EVEN TO PEE,AND ALSO MESSI GETS HELP FROM STUPID REFEREES,UEFA,PLATINI,STUPID UGLY GUARDIOLA, PLAYERS IN SPAIN AND THE WORLD!!!SO I CAN SAY THAT WITH THE HATE ENVY ALL PEOPLE HAVE OF BEAUTIFUL GOD RONALDO,HE IS STILL THE BEST PLAYER IN HISTORY AND NOBODY WILL STOP HIM,ACTUALLY THE HATERS MAKE CR7 STONGER,WOOOW HE’S MY HERO!AND YES HIS INDIVIDUALITY IS BEAUTIFUL THAT’S WHY HE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN HISTORY(DOES NOT NEED XAVIS AND INIESTAS TO BE GOOD)!!!VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVA ROOOONALDO FOREVER!!!!!!!!IF U LOOOVE FOOTBALL U HAVE TO LOOOVE CRISTIANO RONALDO!!CR7 U ARE GOD,U ARE THE GOD OF FOOTBALL MY PORTUGUES GENIUS!!SIR ALEX FERGUSON YOU ARE THE MASTER OF FOOTBALL,THE KING OF FOOTBALL!THS SPECIAL ONE(MOU) U ARE THE PRINCE OF FOOTBALL!!!RIO FERDINAND U ARE ONE OF BEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD,LOOVE YOU HOT SEXY RIO,U ARE GOD RIO!!!LOOOVE U CR7,FERGIE,MOU,RIO,YOU ARE LEEEYENDS!!!LAST THING,ROOOONALDO WILL COME HOME TO HIS 1ST LOVE MANCHESTER UNITED,RONALDO WILL COOOOME HOME TO HIS FATHER SIR ALEX FWRGUSON NOT SOON BUT HOPEFULLY SOMEDAY,YOU ALL WILL SEE!!!! STACKPORD RED LOOOVE YOUR ARTICLE ,YOUR A GENIUS,DO U HAVE A WEB/FAN SITE I CAN FOLLOW U AND YOUR ARTICLES,PLEASE ANSWER!!!!LOOOVE XOXO
You are nothing. How you have managed to elevate yourself to a position of power is beyond me. Attention seeking arseholes like yourself would be better off spending time with a clinical psychologist than motivating us true reds into slaying you. Shame on you, you most certainly do not represent the feelings of true, dyed in the wool Manchester United fans.
if your suggesting i’m crazy and that i’m nothing thats fine…well,yes im “CRAAAAAAAZY” for man u,for cr7,for rio,for fergie!i’m craaaaazy in love with ronaldo!!!!and i dont care if u say im noting…i dont need your validation to feel imp pete!!must say the one who needs the coocoo house is u,pete u have some anger problems…who are u to say who’s really a manu fan,your a nobody like me baby,the thing is that im fine being a nobody and clearly your not!!!!ever heard of FREEEEEEEEEEDOM OF SPEEECH PETE!!!!I’M 19 YRS OLD AND I THINK MORE MATURE THAN YOU WILL EVER BE SWEETY!!!!STOP THIS ANGER U HAVE PETE iT WILL GET U NOTHING.PEACE &LOVE IS THE WAY To LIVE PETE,NOT FIGHTING(MAYBE YOUR FIGHTING YOUR INTER SELF)!TAKE CARE PETE AND REMEMBER CR7 IS THE BEST PLAYER IN HISTORY,ANS YES HE IS COOOOOOMING HOOOOOOOOOME SOON!!!!!!AND PETE “ALL WE ARE SAYING IS GIIIIVE PEACE A CHAAAANCEL” LOOOOVE XOXOXOXO
pete you need help dude!
oh gosh your crazy pete,WAAAAAAAACKO PETE,GET A LIFE SICK,PERVERTED PETE,MAYBE YOU NEED MEDICATION PETE
Can I borrow some of your medication?
baby your a veeeeery naughty boy jeje!!!!!!!taaake care pete,loooooooooo shadya xoxoxoxoxo
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absolute rubbish, forget the 50p for gibbo… can i have the 2 minutes of my life back please, this is one of the worst articles ive ever seen, hand up the keyboard mate
Just one little thing.
70 million happens to be small change if you’re looking to bring Ronaldo back. His buy out clause is close to a billion pounds.There is no way he’s leaving Real now. He’s a great player who’s ruined his career by becoming a Galactico. Could have been the best of all time if he stayed at United.
@ jack.. Who r u wen ur not at home?
Wat would u know bro?
Try an act mad like u know wats goin on
U don know shit bro
WOW! Shadya that is some post, but as you say ‘freedom of speech’ is important so give Pete his time in the sun.
Also please no MANU, it is MAN UTD, but love your passion for OUR club.
GLORY GLORY
Heeeeey red ali,your very cool,thanks for not insulting me jeje…I understand the love you all have for MANCHESTER UNITED…in love,addicted to MAN UTD too…(oops…sorry if i offended any 1 with the man u thing…never again,got it “MAN UTD”).Even if i’m not english i loooove your country,actually in love with ENGLAND,the people,just looooooove everything u guys represent…My boyfriend,bff’s are english…Anyway i’m portugues/arabic(born in portugal) my dads arabic/portugues ,BUT my moms ENGLISH,so that’s how my love affair w MANCHESTER UNITED started…I fell in love w football the 1st time i watched MANCHESTER UNITED PLAY…WATCHING MAN UTD & FERGIE IS JUST BEAUTIFULLY SURREAL,LIKE BEAUTIFUL POETRY,MAGIC,CAN’T EXPLAIN WHAT I FELT/FEEL IT’S LIKE FLOATING ON AIR OR FLYING,CAN’T EXPLAIN THE FEELING…ummm it’s like ADRENALINE 24/hrs!!!Some say ohh football is brasil,argentina(pele,cafu,ronaldo(brasilian)maradona…) but actually the best football is played in ENGLAND(BEST,GIGGS,SCHOLES,FERDINAND+GOD FERGIE=LEGENDS),FOR ME FOOTBALL WAS BORN IN ENGLAND,thats just my opinion!!!Red ALI i understand your point of view and your right…yes FREEDOM OF SPEECH is universal,yes pete(or any1) can agree to disagree w moi(my most sincere apologies PETE),I just loooove MANCHESTER UNITED so much ,i kiiinda go a little insane,SORRY if i insulted any1,not my intention… But don’t understand why people obsess w the term “true MANCHESTER UNITED fan”(i think when U love something sooo much w endless pasion then your a “true fan”,so simple,your nationality is secondary…),I think thats the beauty of football that theres no boundries,color,race,age…FOOTABLL IS UNIVERSAL…Anyway MANCHESTER UNITED,SIR ALEX FERGUSON,CR7,RIO,THE SPECIAL ONE,CANTONA,ROONEY,GIGGS,BEST,SCHOLES ARE MY PASION(craaazy in love w them),EVEN IF I WAS NOT BORN IN ENGLAND,MY LOVE OF MY LIFE “MANCHESTER UNITED,FERGIE ” WILL ALWAYS BE INSIDE MY HEART AND SOUL FOREVER!!!! STOCKPORT RED GENIUS!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SHADYA XOXOXOOXOXOXXXXOOOXOXXOX