Date: 15th July 2011 at 3:17am
Written by:

Roy Keane

"I'm telling ya, Samantha's the best Sex and the City girl!"

News that Patrick Vieira has finally hung up his boots to take up an upstairs role with Manchester City will have been met with a mixture of happiness and indifference by most Reds.

The Frenchman was never a popular figure at Old Trafford, despite helping us to the treble with THAT pass, mainly due to his dirty bullboy tactics while at Arsenal.

In true bully boy style the former AC Milan midfielder didn’t want to know when true hard man Roy Keane took offence to Vieira trying to give Gary Neville a bit of stick in the tunnel before a game at Highbury.

Keano went for Vieira who quickly ran off to be consoled by Denis Bergkamp who told him to “stay way from that nasty man.”