Date: 1st April 2012 at 12:27pm
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Look and learn you red knobheads- this is team spirit.

Look and learn you red knobheads- THIS is team spirit.

It happens time and time again, Alex Ferguson- I’ll never call him ‘Sir’, not until they posthostmously award a knighthood to Joe Mercer/Malcolm Allison/Peter Swales- gets on the blower to his mates at the FA and makes sure all the decisions go ‘Trafford’ United’s way.

Yesterday was a prime example, that Rag agent Phil Dowd only awarded City one penalty, what a disgrace! No wonder Roberto chased him down the tunnel. I asked Mancini what he said to the fat United-loving bastard, he told me he gave him both barrels: “erm….no……si…..erm…..is possible……erm……..si…..of course……no.”  That’ll set Dowd straight.

Vieira was right, there’s a massive conspiracy between the refs that needs to be addressed, it’s becoming a joke, and not a funny one like that one about a ‘sick swan.’  How are we supposed to win the league with all this sh*t going on?

Take the Fulham game for example, not our game against them, the day I start worrying about City’s results is the day I’ll move out of Stockport, no, the one at ‘the Swamp.’ Danny Murphy is practically assaulted by that dirty scumbag Michael Carrick and what does the ref do? Nothing.  A disgrace. It was the same when Spurs went to ‘the Swamp’  three years ago, that Rag agent Howard Webb giving ‘Manure’ (chuckle) a penalty for no good reason. Other than not sending off the mighty De Jong for common assault in the World Cup final, what has Webb ever done to earn the moniker ‘world’s best referee?’  He’s a joke and should be banned from officiating any games at ‘the Swamp’ along with the rest of those United-loving callous bastards.

If United do win the title and it’s a massive ‘if’ after all as Roberto said Manure will draw at Ewood, then it’ll be down to a refereeing conspiracy coupled with the injuries we’ve had that’ll hand them the title. People forget, Vinny Kompany has missed seven games this season, imagine how those red tw*ts would cope losing their skipper for that amount of time!

Vieira was right, the Rags are desperate, bringing back Paul Scholes just shows how sad they are, can you imagine City doing something like that? No, cos we’re not sad tw*ts.

I’ve not given up hope just yet, after all Owen Hargreaves should be back soon- it’s only a matter of days apparently- but if Manure do win the title, it wont be because they’ve gained more points than anyone else, it’ll be because theyre cheating bastards and there’s a massive conspiracy against City, Bernstein should be ashamed of himself, he’s supposed to be one of us, other than banning ‘Shrek’ (chortle) for swearing last seaon, what the f*ck has he done?  United aren’t even from Manchester anyway, Tevez left them cos he knew they’re in decline, Oasis are the best band ever, 6-1, 6-1…..

 

34 responses to “Why United Are Fluking Their Way To The Title”

  1. gift jere says:

    well,keep posting such stupid comedies but for sure you know man utd is a great team.jealosy will never bring fruits but hardwork and experience. man utd for ever and ever..

  2. sitesired says:

    Whats wrong with Stockport? ROFL .

  3. Wil says:

    the weaker side making pitiful excuses. aparently united get all the favouritism, but tell us why referees supposedly favour us… is it because they ALL support us, or will you stoop ever lower and cry about how it’s all a conspiracy and lord ferguson is bribing the FA (ha!).
    let’s evaluate, united conceded a penalty against newcastle when ferdinand made a perfect, clean tackle, then welbeck scored when he was massively onside, so a game that shouldve been 2-0, not 1-1. denied a clear penalty a stoke, 1-1 shouldve been 2-1. man city vs spurs: balotelli shoudve been off for the stamp on parker, who then went on to ‘win’ and score the penalty that won the game; two pionts gained unfairly. so fair enough, against fulham, carrick was clumsy, but it’s not like he did a two footed slide tackle and missed the ball.
    i’ve seen how mancini has shown his desperation by moaning about injuries when man city have been unbelievably lucky with injuries all season. however united have had horrific injuries all season to key players, such as vidic, fletcher, cleverly and rafael (who has better stats per game than richards). it’s awful for football when a team buys the title, for example chelsea, but seeing how hard man city are trying, and failing miserably, is ultimately hysterical 🙂

  4. Niko says:

    The exact difference between united and etihad….. essays vs trophies… maaan grow up

  5. Ukeme says:

    This guy is writing nonsense. man u has lose their captain throughout the season while kompany missed only 7 matches. For ref decisions mancity benefited in their game against totenham

    • James says:

      He is being sarcastic you twat. Can’t you tell he is joking? April fool’s day ring a bell?

  6. John says:

    Guys…. This is a comedy post written by a united fan from the perspective of a city fan. It’s a joke.

  7. Goodness says:

    Why hysterical guys, its a joke. Good one reading from a citehs perspective. We’re home and dry.

  8. James says:

    Guys for god sake it’s April fools day today, Of course this is a united fan having a laugh at City. If you can’t detect the sarcasm when he says “imagine if united had to go without their captain for that long” then you must be fairly brain-dead. The guy is taking the piss out of the shitty fans excuses so calm everyone.

  9. Jackseth says:

    U 4get vidic hs missd the whole season.u freak.

  10. Jonny says:

    sad to say, but it looks like you don’t have many regular readers, based on the reactions

    • Philipk says:

      Oh we are here… Unfortunately there is nothing more vocal than an offended godshite…