Date: 20th February 2011 at 6:28pm
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Hat-trick hero Larnell Cole

Hat-trick hero Larnell Cole

You’ve gotta admire those chaps at the biggest club in Stockport’s website, it’s pretty difficult to put a positive spin on a 6-1 defeat to your local rivals, but that’s just what they’ve managed to do.

Following United’s recent 6-1 under-18’s win, our ‘noisy neighbours’ were not about to let the scoreline get in the way of a good bit of spin.

Straight out of the Mike Summerbee school of journalism. City’s official website proclaims: “The Blues dominated the opening fifteen minutes but could not capitalise.” It all sounds very familiar doesn’t it? The site then goes on to comment on ” the even nature of first-half possession.” That’s the same first half that saw United go into a 3-0 lead [described as ‘undeserved’ on the site].

It’s no wonder City fans were quick to jump to Summerbee’s defence after his derby day post-match horror show, it seems it’s a trait that’s prevalent throughout the club- never mind the results just focus on the positives- or invent some.

Here’s the goals from the game which saw United’s Larnell Cole grab a hat-trick.

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One response to “[Video] Man City Website: “Blues Dominated” As United Win 6-1!”

  1. Man United 1 (Manchester is RED) says:

    Typical deluded bitters. Maybe they should try filling out the council house – £15 and £5 tickets to land 27k fans, to which 6k was Notts County – 20k empties. Europa Lge, Lge Cup, FA Cup, never filled out wastelands once, why? because Manchester is RED. Manchester United always beats Stockport “Manchester” City, we are the worlds greatest club, the pride of Manchester, the club of Manchester, the locals are RED, City are the shame of Stockport with no blue Mancs and that is FACT.