In the recent mouth watering clash between Havant & Waterlooville and Dorchester a streaker in a mankini decided to liven things up even more and ran on to the pitch.
Dorchester defender Ashley Vickers was having none of it and wrestled the streaker to the floor and was then promptly shown the red card by the ref. The moral of this story is -never atack a man in a mankini.
I think he got sent off because the streaker was a player for the other team.