More than just a nickname- an actual fact.
Wayne Rooney’s outburst at Upton Park, which has already caused gun crime to increase in the inner cities by 97%, is yet another example of how Manchester United are responsible for the ills of the world and are slowly but surely destroying not just football but the entire fabric of our society.
Were it not for the fantastic, objective and well-informed journalism we are privy to in this country we may never have realised the full extent of wicked, malicious, loathsome actions the club has both perpetrated and caused.
Here at Redflagflyinghigh, we feel it’s only right to highlight the evils that are a result of Manchester United a club so despicable, they’re the reason, little baby orphans around the world won’t be sleeping tonight.
1. The Red Devils. This isn’t a nickname given by owners or directors, this is an actual name handed down by Beelzebub himself to his agents of evil. It speaks volumes about the pure arrogance of the club that they flaunt their ties to Satan with such crassness.
2. Manchester United live near Old Trafford. If you rearrange this statement you get the sentence Manchester United n Old Trafford are evil. Okay so the statement may not be true because United’s ground is in Old Trafford not near it, but the facts are there for all to see.
3. Name United’s three best defenders of the Premier League era. Gary Pallister? Jaap Stam? Wes Brown? What number did they all wear? Six! 666=the sign of the devil. Need I say more.
4. Since 1993, when United’s dominance began, teenage pregnancies, poverty, and crime have all increased. Not to mention there’s been a global economic downturn, untold disasters and Loose Women on the television. A coincidence? I think not.
5. Sir Alex Ferguson’s decision to refuse to speak to the BBC and the relative lack of input from Mickey Phelan means that Mark Lawrenson and Gary Lineker are forced to speak a bit more on Match of the Day which has caused an increase in suicides and depression.
6. Because of players like Nani, Ronaldo and Rooney diving, English football has been ruined beyond repair as thousands of children now throw themselves to the floor as soon as they get the ball. If it wasn’t for men such as Shearer, Drogba and Jeffers, then all hope would be lost.
7. Harold Shipman, Peter Sutcliffe and Brian Kilcline all had beards, and there are lads with beards who sit near Sir Alex Ferguson. Just a thought……
8. Despite sterling efforts from the police forces of Turkey, France, Italy, Russia, Spain and practically every other European nation in provoking United fans and treating them like animals, they’ve not risen to the bait. This has made it impossible for UEFA to ban English clubs which means yet again we’re left with three Premier League teams in the latter stages of the Champions League, which is unfair, selfish and disgraceful.
9. Unemployment in Liverpool has always been at ridiculously high levels but at least thanks to their teams success in the 70’s and 80’s it meant scousers had something to be happy about. Now what have they got? Even Brookside’s been cancelled.
10. How many trophies have United won under Sir Alex Ferguson? 35. Is it a coincidence that The Reds happen to win the exact same amount of silverware, as the number of years their neighbours have been without any? No. It’s another example of the forces of evil in full effect.
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How do people not understand the irony of this article? Just ridiculous. It’s meant to be a joke!
You forgot about the false hope we give to teams like arsenal we let them belive they had a chance of wining a trophy now that is EVIL ha ha I can’t belive some of you think this is real he’s taking the p*** hey but maybe the refs are biased towards us because they don’t want to go to hell (Liverpool) lmao
This is really ridiculous, but d concept nice. I was laughing throughout…GMT.
He no nothing about man united.fuck all people that are jelous of man united
loved this, da boys wit the beards whho sit near fergie!! haha, theyre there wk in wk out, fair play 2 them haha. as for journo’s, any1 notice its only da daily mail thats runnin da story sayin rooney should be givin a 3 match ban!! bottom of da barrel fools!
This is the funniest blog yet mate, the responses even funnier! It’s amazing how many people don’t get it! Well done mate!
fuckin bastard, if i see that mother fucker who wrote this, i’ll show him that evil, ass hole, man utd the best
Brilliant article! 😀 With the supreme evil that is United in power, no other team ever stands a chance. May the devil forever be on our side, and may United forever be the scourge of modern English society.
hahahaha….good article..
and the responses are hilarious…i just can’t believe that there are so many people there who didn’t get what the author is trying to convey 😀
2 Corinthians 4:4 …the god of this age (satan) has blinded the minds of unbelievers so that they cannot see the light of the Gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.
Because of this, the fools who think this article is sarcastic or ironic cannot be blamed, neither can those who disbelieve it, coz clearly its no fault of their own, they’re blind and cannot see.
Even if not all believe in Christ, it’s universally accepted that Satan/devil is the enemy and nothing good can come out of him, so why would Manchester united wish to be associated with him if they do not subscribe to his doctrines?
And you can tell from their language the fans are affected too. See, its possible to put your point across without swearing and cussing! May God open your spiritual eyes and give you salvation.
Bro, am a Born-again Christian but i think your opinions about this issue is wrong. I also have a problem with the Red Devils nickname for my favorite football team but saying Manchester United is the cause of all the evil in the world is just silly and gives non-believers the right to ridicule our faith. This, the internet and its message boards are not the place to do what you are doing.
Glory, glory Man Utd and God Bless!
Even I was confused about dis pal…Can u re-Assure me??Can I go on??I have de same prob as a United supporter