United fans have been treated to a deluge of transfer rumours, these past few months, as reporters desperate to sell papers and file copy revert back to the tried and trusted method of claiming a player is destined for Old Trafford.
Here at Redflagflyinghigh we’ve been keeping an eye on all the rumours, stories and ‘exclusives’ and have compiled a squad for tomorrow’s game against Arsenal based on transfer stories that have featured in the national press.
We’re sure you’ll agree it’s an exciting line-up, the only strange thing is with only ten days left of the transfer window, not a single one of these players has signed yet…….
Michel Vorm, Swansea, Goalkeeper,
Jordi Alba Valencia, Left Back Vasilis Torosidis Olympiakos Right Back, Gary Cahill Chelsea, Centre Back, Neven Subotic Borussia Dortmund, Centre Back,
Wesley Sneijder, Internazionale, Centre Midfield, Frank Lampard, Chelsea, Centre Midfield, Jeremy Menez, PSG, Left Wing, Milos Krasic, Juventus, Right Wing,
Demba Ba, Newcastle, Striker, Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, Schalke, Striker.
Subs: Stefanos Kapino, Panathinaikos, Goalkeeper, Juan Manuel Vargas, Fiorentina, Left Wing, Adil Rami, Centre Back, Valencia, Kurt Zouma, St Etienne, Centre Back, Jack Rodwell, Everton, Centre Midfielder, Jetro Willems, PSV, Left Back, Nicolas Gaitan, Benfica, Centre Midfield
Menez plays for PSG.
Duly changed sir.
What a piss take! lol.
Having the audacity to compile a ‘subs’ bench as well.
I hope Escapani at the ‘Transfer Tavern’ does not see this article.Its his site and the authors on there that encourage these ‘spurious ‘rumours.As much as they are fun to read, but never likely to happen.:)
Off topic Cmon Bolton, give the Dippers what for.
I admire sir alex ferguson to sign sneidjer because sneidjer is an unbeatable playmaker
I will like to say that man utd can beat arsenal because man utd squad is a killing squad