Date:1st April 2012 at 12:27pm
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Look and learn you red knobheads- this is team spirit.

Look and learn you red knobheads- THIS is team spirit.

It happens time and time again, Alex Ferguson- I’ll never call him ‘Sir’, not until they posthostmously award a knighthood to Joe Mercer/Malcolm Allison/Peter Swales- gets on the blower to his mates at the FA and makes sure all the decisions go ‘Trafford’ United’s way.

Yesterday was a prime example, that Rag agent Phil Dowd only awarded City one penalty, what a disgrace! No wonder Roberto chased him down the tunnel. I asked Mancini what he said to the fat United-loving bastard, he told me he gave him both barrels: “erm….no……si…..erm… possible……erm………..of course……no.”  That’ll set Dowd straight.

Vieira was right, there’s a massive conspiracy between the refs that needs to be addressed, it’s becoming a joke, and not a funny one like that one about a ‘sick swan.’  How are we supposed to win the league with all this sh*t going on?

Take the Fulham game for example, not our game against them, the day I start worrying about City’s results is the day I’ll move out of Stockport, no, the one at ‘the Swamp.’ Danny Murphy is practically assaulted by that dirty scumbag Michael Carrick and what does the ref do? Nothing.  A disgrace. It was the same when Spurs went to ‘the Swamp’  three years ago, that Rag agent Howard Webb giving ‘Manure’ (chuckle) a penalty for no good reason. Other than not sending off the mighty De Jong for common assault in the World Cup final, what has Webb ever done to earn the moniker ‘world’s best referee?’  He’s a joke and should be banned from officiating any games at ‘the Swamp’ along with the rest of those United-loving callous bastards.

If United do win the title and it’s a massive ‘if’ after all as Roberto said Manure will draw at Ewood, then it’ll be down to a refereeing conspiracy coupled with the injuries we’ve had that’ll hand them the title. People forget, Vinny Kompany has missed seven games this season, imagine how those red tw*ts would cope losing their skipper for that amount of time!

Vieira was right, the Rags are desperate, bringing back Paul Scholes just shows how sad they are, can you imagine City doing something like that? No, cos we’re not sad tw*ts.

I’ve not given up hope just yet, after all Owen Hargreaves should be back soon- it’s only a matter of days apparently- but if Manure do win the title, it wont be because they’ve gained more points than anyone else, it’ll be because theyre cheating bastards and there’s a massive conspiracy against City, Bernstein should be ashamed of himself, he’s supposed to be one of us, other than banning ‘Shrek’ (chortle) for swearing last seaon, what the f*ck has he done?  United aren’t even from Manchester anyway, Tevez left them cos he knew they’re in decline, Oasis are the best band ever, 6-1, 6-1…..