Date: 6th May 2013 at 3:33am
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Lindegaard – Made a series of impressive saves that went out the window once the Mata shot bounced its way into the net. Should have been saved. 5

Rafael – Sent off after a debatable decision from the referee. A red card may be a tad bit harsh in my opinion. 5

Vidic – A commanding performances from the Serb which saw him clear a series of headers and make even more interceptions. 8

Evans – Went about his business quietly but failed to add anything to the attack as we’ve often come to expect from him what with his brilliant passing ability. 7

Evra – Started off really badly but eventually grew into the game. Nothing too spectacular from the Frenchman. 6

Valencia – Remember Bebe vs. Wolves a few seasons back when all his crosses ended up in the stands? Yeah, Antonio was just as bad today. 2

Anderson – Received an unbelievable amount of abuse on Twitter prior to kick off, some of which was justified, but actually played relatively well. Passed the ball around nicely and kept us ticking. 7

Jones – A very defensive display by the youngster as he kept an eye on Mata throughout. Didn’t add much when he had the ball though which was disappointing. 6

Cleverley – Another bystander performance from Tom where he does all the basics nice and tidy but offers nothing else, and eventually comes off for another player. It’s a shame because I like him. 5

Giggs – Our creative outlet on the day who did pretty well to get the Chelsea defence split open once or twice. 6

Van Persie – Very quiet game for our superstar as he saw very little of the ball. I think I might just be able to forgive him though. I love you, Robin xx 5


B├╝ttner – Says everything about the state of our wingers that he was brought on as an attacking wide player. 5

Rooney – Best player I’ve ever seen. Came on as a substitute and changed the game almost instantly. Unlucky to lose the ball and directly result in us conceding the winner late on, but other than that he was untouchable. Truly the best player in the league by a mile. The White Pele. 10

Hernandez – Came on with 30 seconds left and looked like he was about to cry. My heart melted at the sight. N/A

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11 responses to “Player Ratings: United v. Chelsea”

  1. BoM says:

    hmm, not sure if lindegaard deserves a 5. personally, i would give him a 6 in that match

  2. Dean says:

    I agree with your opinion on Sir Wayne…he gets better and better.

  3. Zizou says:

    The shittiest ratings I have ever seen. Stop writting for a while and learn football first. How can an article so shitty even be published!

  4. amno says:

    y ur right Rooney no one near hin in premier league in man united no one even near him look @ the old lazy fox giggs he only play fr his record he didnt care united lost or not he just play for making records i wish he ll broke hei two legs nd may retire

  5. The devil says:

    Loves Cleverly enough said and Rooney the “white Pele”.Squad player Rooney,Cleverly,Evans,Anderson,Welbeck for the exit door Im praying.

  6. Trevor says:

    Fergie telling lies to Wenger that he will play his strongest team. (Typical) against Chelsea.
    To much for Evra and Rafael. Evra gave two silly free kicks away on the edge of the box again.
    How can Fergie play a 40year old before Kagawa ans Rooney.
    Giggs is as much use as a chocolate tea pot. He takes off two midfielders and plays Giggs none tackling holding midfielder and Buttner. The man should retire with Giggs.
    The same should be said of Brian Robson who statedthat Utd. Do not need any midfielders because they are strong enough

  7. phanez says:

    You must be a FOOL as regards your comments about Rooney. Getting better everyday????……my foot! That idiot should better be sold this summer and you should just get a life instead of writing senseless articles here!

  8. Edward says:

    Your anti-rooney campaign is childish, immature & quiet frankly pathetic

  9. CM says:

    What part of sarcasm you don’t understand Phanez?

  10. bob says:

    white pele my ass…once a great player but dont know wats his prob like valencia.and ando played good.