Arsene finds out his half price coupon has run out
In an act of unbridled overindulgence Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has embarked on a spending spree that’s shook the world of football to its very core.
This week has seen the Gunners boss throwing money around with wanton abandon.
An imaginary source close to the Arsenal boss said: “Arsene’s sick of all the talk of him being stingy so has decided to really push the boat out this week. He didn’t even wait till Orange Wednesdays to go to see the Inbetweeners film, he actually went on Monday- after 12pm!”
Not only has Wenger switched from Aldi to Waitrose, he’s even been spotted travelling by taxi instead of the bus and also only using teabags once.
The first signs Wenger was ‘splashing the cash’ came with reports he tipped a waitress earlier in the week.
Wenger even celebrated Arsenal’s Champions League victory over Udinese by buying all the players a coke on the plane ride home.
Other examples of Wenger’s excessiveness include switching his Sky package from Basic to Premium and changing his electric from a card meter to direct debit.
Whether Wenger’s new found philanthropy will extend to the transfer market remains to be seen but many Arsenal fans remain hopeful.
A source close to the club labeled Wenger’s recent spending: “reckless.”
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Stupid article. Write with substance or don’t waste peoples time.
Knowing this would be a ‘funny’ blog, thought I’d give it a shot – but unfortunately, it was as funny as cancer. If you’re going to attempt humour, make it fucking funny!
This just is not funny at all. Stop mocking Wenger. I hate people like you who sit at their computer and think they know better than the people in the spot light
i wish he could do that to rescue the sinking ship…….
this is fking hilarious. people above need to chill out a bit. get your wallet out and stop Arsene around wenger..
if u think this is hilarious mate you must be the sort of mug that pisses himself watching re-runs of Hi-De-Hi. Sad twat
Kudos to you Cobb, the only thing on this page to actually make me laugh
“this is fking hilarious. people above need to chill out a bit. get your wallet out and stop Arsene around wenger..”
says a guy called disillusionedgooner…. may as well called your self manc s***
Please kindly write something which is of some meaning don’t just write for the sake
What is ridiculous about this article is that Arsenal have made over 60 Million Pounds in offers in the past 24 hours.
To be fair, quite funny. Still, though, standard United mug crying over City spending too much money yet mocking Arsenal for not spending enough.
I’m an Arsenal fan and I thought this was kind of funny. Arsene is definitely thrifty, so why not have a bit of fun before a big match? The coke’s part was great